THE WENCHOSTER CAROL SHEET

Edition 27

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9 Put the cottas on the servers,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Check their cassocks, don’t be nervous.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Trim their wicks once you are vested.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Yet no more – you’ll get arrested.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Tune:  Deck the Halls.  Trad.

 

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I wonder how I’ll wander, my pencil in hand,
In themes incarnational, images grand.
A full congregation, a wonderful sight!
I wonder how I’ll wander in my sermon that night.

I’ll start with a story, and make them feel good.
Then mention the manger, as everyone should.
A personal anecdote, maybe one more.
The Vicar must never his listeners bore.

Just mention the baby, and heavenly choirs,
Then somehow get round to our earthly desires.
But if their eyes glaze and you know that they’re lost, 

Avoid St. John’s Prologue whatever the cost!
 

Tune:  Traditional Appalachian Carol

 

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I saw three priests come tripping in,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day,
I saw three priests come tripping in,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And what was on their lips so gay,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was on their lips so gay,
On Christmas Day in the morning?

“The masses are said, we’re off to lunch!”
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
“The masses are said, we’re off to lunch!”
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And what was in their hands so soft,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in their hands so soft,
On Christmas Day in the morning?

A glass of gin with bitters pink,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
A glass of gin with bitters pink,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

They’ll sit and share a table fare,
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day.
With goose and turkey everywhere,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

Tune:  Traditional English Carol

   

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In the church each winter,
Doors are opened wide.
Holly, flowers and ivy,
Decorate inside.
Choirs have long since practiced
Carols French and old.
Candles beckon strangers in
From the cold.

“Welcome all, it’s Christmas,
Come and spend a while,
Listening to the music,
Telling of a child,
Born this day in Jewry,
Come to cast out fear.
No, the story hasn’t changed
Since last year.”

Come they, in their dozens,
Wrapped in fashions rare.
Masked by mints and perfume,
Their post-dinner stare.
Fumbling with the Prayer Book,
“Do we sit or kneel?”
Yet they come each year
So worship can appeal.
 

Tune:  Cranham.     IRREGULAR

 
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Light the candles in the parlour,
Fetch the oil lamps from the shed,
As we start our festive gala,
All the power has gone dead.
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas,
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas cheer.

Place the crackers on the table,
Wipe the dishes, set them out,<
Lay each place whilst we are able,
Pass the port and stuff the gout.
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas,
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas cheer.

Roast the turkey, make the stuffing,
Peel the spuds and Brussel sprouts,
Rush around in breathless puffing,
Making lots of gasps and shouts.
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas,
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas cheer.

Now we sit for Christmas dinner,
Plates piled high with festive fare,
None of us will get much thinner,
Let’s get stuffed, for we don’t care.
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas,
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas cheer.

At the gate the poor are huddled,
Waiting for the scraps that fall
At the table, thoughts are muddled,
Few remember them at all.
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas,
Come and gather,
Gather round for Christmas cheer.

Tune: Iris.  (French traditional melody)

 
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