PHARISAIOS INVESTIGATIONS
PRESENTS
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
DEACON MARGARET WIBBLY (5)
Late afternoon, and Deacon Margaret Wibbly is celebrating her recent admission into the Order of the Holy Hankie of Saint Veronica over a relaxed lunch in the company of the Dean of Wenchoster. However, she is about to discover one of the more obscure initiation rites practiced by the Order - that of surreptitiously attaching a white balloon to the hair of the newest member with super-glue. Ms. Wibbly's day ends with a visit to Wenchoster Cottage Hospital to have it surgically removed. For the next fortnight she has to attend Mass wearing a black beret to cover the bald patch!